Foaming at The Mouth
Eventually we get a hold of one of our friends with a fake ID. We hang out at his house for a while, taking gulps from our recently purchased bottle of vodka. I don't remember leaving his house. I wake up the next day feeling great, despite scratches on my arms and face which I had no idea how I had sustained. Later that day I had to have my stupidity explained to me by a couple of my friends.
I had drooled on myself, gotten a little puke on myself, foamed at the mouth, and fallen in a thorn bush. I soon came to find out I had lost my glasses (which turned up in a small pile of puke in my friend's bathroom) and an oz of ganja (which sadly never turned up).
So since then I mostly drink micro brews and if I do drink hard alcohol I remember one thing: I am a lightweight, my friends are alcoholics and there is no possible way I can keep up with them without endangering my well being.