Sunday, January 21, 2007

Ditching School...

One Thursday night me and my friend where talking and we had been contemplating on whether or not we should skip school on Friday and go to one of his friends house for a small getty that would have plenty of alcohol, or go to school and face several teachers that would bitch us out for not bringing homework in. So we decided we would just fuck it and go get hammered.

So we get to school and immediately dip ( the kids house was about 7 blocks away from the school), we cut through a little woodsy area and find our selves having to cross a pretty major intersection in which after crossing a cop passes right by us and flares his siren. Right at that moment we all ran in different directions, and I end up in someone’s back yard waiting for about 10 mins till someone called safe. After picking are selves up we finally get to the house and relax.

So it’s about 7:40AM and we start drinking, and after a few minutes we start feeling buzzed which was fine, but the host of the getty started hitting the tequila bottle a little to hard and got shit faced fast. So we have the host of the party tripping over every step and completely drunk, I knew right away something was going to fuck up. The kid ends up dragging himself down the stairs and into his living room where he starts to fuck with his house alarm, this is where hell broke loss, he ends up pressing the wrong button and the alarm goes off. So imagine this about 7 kids in the age range of 14-16 all pretty drunk in a little suburb house that's alarm is blasting through the neighborhood at 8:20 in the morning.

My friend is trying to help the kid turn off the alarm while the rest of us are getting ready to get the fuck out of the house, by this time the alarm had been ringing for at least 3 minutes, so when me and a couple other kids rush out the door there’s a whole crowd waiting to see what’s going on out side, and the shit-faced host walks out side and is all over the place and some old guys is bitching us out asking if he did drugs or something and we tried to explain that he had downed too much tequila.

They just told us to take the kid and put um to bed. So one of the kids was able to drag um upstairs and stick um in his bed while my friend finally turned off the alarm. But after about 2 seconds of peace we get a phone call that the police where on there due to the whole alarm thing. So the only thing we could do is leave the kid in his bed because he was to hammered to walk, and run the fuck out of there. We here sirens so we end up finding a little woods between a development that was under construction.

We stayed there from 9:00 till bout 12:30 when we headed back to school to catch the last bell, on our way back we had to hang at a Wendy’s to waste time but the manager threw us out and got school security to come looking for us (the school security is on golf carts and the Wendy’s was right next to the school) so we had to hide again in some little grassy area bye the school.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Alex said...

Whoever wrote this; please learn English. Thanks

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's too busy drinking and killing time at wendy's to do homework, or go to school to learn english...

1:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't see problem with his english but the ending kinda sucked,what happend after they were hiding?

6:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Are selves" and "here sirenes" are just a couple examples of poor english. Are and our, (sounds like hour) believe it or not, have completely different meanings. And while I truly believe you may have been able to hear sirenes, "here sirenes," makes no sense.

I think there's an important lesson to be learned here; while, skipping school may sound like fun it will only get you laughed at if you ever enter a professional enviornment.

1:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmm that spelling is repulsive...i feel this story could of been so much better.

7:55 PM  
Anonymous William said...

'I think there's an important lesson to be learned here; while, skipping school may sound like fun it will only get you laughed at if you ever enter a professional enviornment.'

Hahahaha!
It's environment. Maybe you should sort out your own grammar before you enter a provezionel envionemnerent.
(sorry if it was a typo)

8:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmm that spelling is repulsive...i feel this story could of been so much better.

dick, it's could HAVE been better

2:03 AM  

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