Never Leave Witnesses Alive…
This Pakistani clerk asked me what I was doing. Apparently I said I was shopping. And then I realized what I was doing, so I said sorry walked out the door and tripped outside the door and passed out.
My friends brought me home and in the morning i went downstairs for breakfast and when I walked into the kitchen my mom saw me with skittles coming out of my pants.
Eyewitnesses were my two drunken friends.